The Great Rope Pull Incident 🪢
We lined up for the rope pull, synchronized our grunts, and immediately discovered that nobody had agreed which direction was “up.”
Lessons learned
- Count to three — or don’t. Chaos is also a strategy.
- Wear gloves — rope burn is not a medal category.
- Blame the wind — it works every time.

Pull together. Fall together. Post about it together.
This post is 100% test fluff. No ropes were harmed.